Best Beaches Inwards Bali - The Pint Of No Return: Indonesia To Ban Alcohol!

Following a sustained together with lengthy battle against the evil (and generally foreign) proponents of permissiveness, the Indonesian authorities has reportedly agreed to the demands of the anti-Bintang league, the nation’s leading scheme for national prohibition inwards the Republic of Indonesia, together with amongst immediate number has banned the consumption of whatever type of alcohol on these hallowed shores!

This landmark conclusion is seen every bit crucial is saving the country’s youth, whom according to senior politicians from 2 of the country’s largest Islamist parties (no connections to IS), accept been spending all their steal coin at brightly-lit convenience stores on bottles together with cans of Bir Bintang fifty-fifty though they don’t truly similar the bitter sense of savor together with would far prefer pulpy orangish instead – that’s if they weren’t already hooked on a drink, which, to add together insult to injury, appears to live on brewed yesteryear communists! Communists I say! Because why else would at that topographic point live on a bloody large ruddy star on the bottle?




And my God - the price! At Rp25,000 or to a greater extent than for a large bottle the communists or greedy western capitalists (we’re non quite certain who yet) who brew this materials are truly taking the piss. I hateful that’s nearly the same every bit 2 packs of super pull kretek cigarettes, which all our kids naturally fume – but that’s okay, I say, every bit they are far healthier for y'all than beer (some fifty-fifty state that kretek laissez passer on y'all a deeper together with sexier voice…)

And every bit for whatever tourists who intend nigh bringing whatever alcohol into Republic of Indonesia through the airdrome they powerfulness desire to intend twice nigh doing that. Just inquire Schapelle Corby what it’s similar to pass nine years inwards an Indonesian prison.



We all know nigh the risks of injecting Bir Bintang but did y'all too know that the drinkable too causes adultery, violence, atheism together with makes the drinker (and his children) endure from diseases such every bit tuberculosis together with VD?



Local people are too affected yesteryear this ruling of variety - so let’s listen what they accept to say:

Fanny Septiani



"As a bar waitress, I'm going to lose my job. What does this hateful for me? Well, it’s non slow if y'all don’t accept whatever qualifications together with then perchance I’ll but accept to piece of work amongst the menstruum together with piece of work an online PSK"

Sandi Wedhus, legendary youth smoker from Surabaya



“Couldn’t attention less mate! It’s fags for me!”

German traveler Wolfgang Goffing



“I don’t intend tourists volition live on happy. Everyone likes a beer. They’ll but state “’well if I can’t accept a beer, fuck it - I’d rather piece of work to Thailand.””

Tony Sinatra – well-known gangster cum businessman



“Hmm. There could live on opportunities here…”

Made of Bali (like many Indonesians he entirely has ane name)

Following a sustained together with lengthy battle against the evil  Best Beaches inwards Bali -  The pint of no return: Republic of Indonesia to ban alcohol!

"No tourists volition come upward to Bali if at that topographic point is no Bintang. We’ll accept to sell our shiny cars together with motorcycles, pose away our surfboards, together with provide to the rice paddies to brand a living.”

Lawmaker Ira Hydris together with founder of the National Anti-Bintang League

Beer is similar a “machine killing our youth”. It must live on stopped earlier it stops us. Long alive Indonesia!”

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