Best Beaches Inward Bali - The Pint Of No Return: Indonesia To Ban Alcohol!

Following a sustained too lengthy battle against the evil (and generally foreign) proponents of permissiveness, the Indonesian regime has reportedly agreed to the demands of the anti-Bintang league, the nation’s leading organization for national prohibition inward the Republic of Indonesia, too amongst immediate number has banned the consumption of whatsoever type of alcohol on these hallowed shores!

This landmark conclusion is seen every bit crucial is saving the country’s youth, whom according to senior politicians from 2 of the country’s largest Islamist parties (no connections to IS), accept been spending all their bag coin at brightly-lit convenience stores on bottles too cans of Bir Bintang fifty-fifty though they don’t genuinely similar the bitter sense of savor too would far prefer pulpy orangish instead – that’s if they weren’t already hooked on a drink, which, to add together insult to injury, appears to live on brewed yesteryear communists! Communists I say! Because why else would in that place live on a bloody large ruby-red star on the bottle?




And my God - the price! At Rp25,000 or to a greater extent than for a large bottle the communists or greedy western capitalists (we’re non quite certain who yet) who brew this materials are genuinely taking the piss. I hateful that’s nearly the same every bit 2 packs of super forcefulness kretek cigarettes, which all our kids naturally fume – but that’s okay, I say, every bit they are far healthier for you lot than beer (some fifty-fifty tell that kretek order you lot a deeper too sexier voice…)

And every bit for whatsoever tourists who intend most bringing whatsoever alcohol into Republic of Indonesia through the airdrome they mightiness desire to intend twice most doing that. Just enquire Schapelle Corby what it’s similar to pass ix years inward an Indonesian prison.



We all know most the risks of injecting Bir Bintang but did you lot besides know that the quaff besides causes adultery, violence, atheism too makes the drinker (and his children) endure from diseases such every bit tuberculosis too VD?



Local people are besides affected yesteryear this ruling of kind out - so let’s listen what they accept to say:

Fanny Septiani



"As a bar waitress, I'm going to lose my job. What does this hateful for me? Well, it’s non slowly if you lot don’t accept whatsoever qualifications too thence possibly I’ll but accept to piece of work amongst the menses too piece of work an online PSK"

Sandi Wedhus, legendary youth smoker from Surabaya



“Couldn’t attention less mate! It’s fags for me!”

German traveler Wolfgang Goffing



“I don’t intend tourists volition live on happy. Everyone likes a beer. They’ll but tell “’well if I can’t accept a beer, fuck it - I’d rather piece of work to Thailand.””

Tony Sinatra – well-known gangster cum businessman



“Hmm. There could live on opportunities here…”

Made of Bali (like many Indonesians he alone has ane name)

Following a sustained too lengthy battle against the evil  Best Beaches inward Bali -  The pint of no return: Republic of Indonesia to ban alcohol!

"No tourists volition come upward to Bali if in that place is no Bintang. We’ll accept to sell our shiny cars too motorcycles, lay away our surfboards, too furnish to the rice paddies to brand a living.”

Lawmaker Ira Hydris too founder of the National Anti-Bintang League

Beer is similar a “machine killing our youth”. It must live on stopped earlier it stops us. Long alive Indonesia!”

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